I would totally write my Cold War journal about the Berlin Airlift but I keep thinking about America and Russia and how sexually frustrated theY both are.
I mean America’s all “Hey Russia! You better stop this blockade of yours! It’s totally uncool man!”
And Russia’s all “Haha, Oh America you are so adorable when you get angry.”
And America proceeds to blush and back away from Russia, “Yo man that’s weird.”
Russia smiles all cute-like, “It’s ok America, it’s perfectly natural.” And he inches closer smiling deviously.
“H-hey man! Back up! You’re, like, totally creeping me out, man!”
“It’s ok America, come here, I’ll make you feel better.”
America blushes some more, “Y-you know what man?!” Russia tilts his head curiously, “Fuck you!”
“I’m going to send my planes into Berlin and send those people food and candy!” America continues not hearing was Russia had said. “You’re a monster you know that right?”
“Thank you America, I appreciate the compliment.”
America’s all confused now, “Wh-what?” Russia just smiles.