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"Maybe if some Pakistani kids write letters to President Obama, he’ll have a press conference with them and announce he’s going to stop killing their friends."
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Rock the Vote!
"One nation, under Canada, above Mexico"
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(Source: chaotic-neutral)
I just realized the US always steals the spotlight from the UK.. =)
I still need to watch this show
I would totally write my Cold War journal about the Berlin Airlift but I keep thinking about America and Russia and how sexually frustrated theY both are.
I mean America’s all “Hey Russia! You better stop this blockade of yours! It’s totally uncool man!”
And Russia’s all “Haha, Oh America you are so adorable when you get angry.”
And America proceeds to blush and back away from Russia, “Yo man that’s weird.”
Russia smiles all cute-like, “It’s ok America, it’s perfectly natural.” And he inches closer smiling deviously.
“H-hey man! Back up! You’re, like, totally creeping me out, man!”
“It’s ok America, come here, I’ll make you feel better.”
America blushes some more, “Y-you know what man?!” Russia tilts his head curiously, “Fuck you!”
“Please.”
“I’m going to send my planes into Berlin and send those people food and candy!” America continues not hearing was Russia had said. “You’re a monster you know that right?”
“Thank you America, I appreciate the compliment.”
America’s all confused now, “Wh-what?” Russia just smiles.
(Source: lightning-sexual)
HEY UK!
HEY CANADA!
HEY MEXICO!
HEY FRANCE!
HEY RUSSIA!
HEY CHINA!
HEY MIDDLE EAST!
HEY JAPAN!
HEY AFRICA!
HEY GREECE!
HEY REST OF EUROPE!
HEY AUSTRALIA!
HEY SOUTH AMERICA!
HEY MISCELLANEOUS OCEANIC NATIONS!
HEY MOON!
HEY MARS!
HEY OTHER PLANETS!
HEY OTHER GALAXIES!
Because America that’s why.
liampaynesmyheart-madisapunar:
Oh and,
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We’re assholes because we’re aloud to be. Y’know why? CAUSE WE’RE FREE MUTHERFUKKRRR.
Haters gon’ hate.
I ain’t even mad.
(Source: stylinsonslovechild)
I’M ACTUALLY FUCKING CRYING.
DEAD.
“SHIT YES.”
(via corpsifiedandgross)
