May 2012
topsieturvy:
tyleroakley:
PLEASE DON’T ATTACH IT TO YOUR PENIS OKAY?!
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twelve-jammy-badgers:
mynameisme91:
Straight from the Syfy site, The Warehouse 13 Season 4 trailer. I thought the international fans might like to see the trailer a bit clearer…
I DON’T KNOW WHAT MY FEELINGS ARE DOING
No HG makes me sad :(
keithmorris:
i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes
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heysammy:
pizzaforpresident:
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
#quarantine that fucker jesus christ
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If one can’t live their life the way they want, they might as well die.
– Guts from Berserk (via fontainish)
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rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
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barackfuckingobama:
zeldea:
why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
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math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
Physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
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"You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
lostwiginity:
But then Bruce says, “I’m always angry.”
So he thinks that nobody can like him, ever?
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did-yuo-kno:
livinterrupted reblogged your photo: High-res →
did you know “American is not a language?”
Say that to my FREEDOM
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