topsieturvy: tyleroakley: PLEASE DON’T ATTACH IT TO YOUR PENIS OKAY?!
twelve-jammy-badgers: mynameisme91: Straight from the Syfy site, The Warehouse 13 Season 4 trailer. I thought the international fans might like to see the trailer a bit clearer… I DON’T KNOW WHAT MY FEELINGS ARE DOING No HG makes me sad :(
keithmorris: i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes
heysammy: pizzaforpresident: So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain……. #quarantine that fucker jesus christ
If one can’t live their life the way they want, they might as well die.– Guts from Berserk (via fontainish)
rubywhiterabbit: My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying.
barackfuckingobama: zeldea: why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
Physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
"You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
lostwiginity: But then Bruce says, “I’m always angry.” So he thinks that nobody can like him, ever?
did-yuo-kno: livinterrupted reblogged your photo: High-res → did you know “American is not a language?” Say that to my FREEDOM