APRIL FOOL'S DAY (JPN GOOGLE MAPS)
chlorofiend: miss-simplicity: YOU GUYS … IN ADDITION TO ALL THE LIES COMING OUT ON TWITTER (THAT I’M TRYING TO TRANSLATE) BUT GUYS. YOU GUYS. THIS. STOP SCROLLING AND LOOK, PEOPLES!
Like a Boss
7 page paper. 1.5 spacing. 2825 words. in just a few hours. Like a Boss.
Writing a paper about these 3 articles i have to...
Finished the first article 1366 words….. 2 more to go…. This gonna be a long night…. I know i shouldn’t write so much but i cant help it….
Hey Country Music Videos
[[MORE]] Why the fuck would you turn your MUSIC VIDEO into a GOD DAMN movie? Im looking at you Rascal Flatts! Why in gods name would i want to watch a God Damn little kid and his dad empty out a house and leave in the most depressing atmosphere ever? Let me get to the God Damn Music Already!
Me: I'm going to marry Kevin Love.
Food: Lol No.
Pacific Ocean: Lol No.
My Face: Lol No.
Pretty Fans: Lol No.
One Direction: Lol No.
Me: FINE BITCHES. FINE.
Kevin Love's Beard: Hey Baby ;)
plasticoctopus: TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAIN
Jennifer Lawrence and first impressions:
Woody Harrelson: I was on my bus, and on my bus I have a yoga swing. Jennifer comes on, and she goes, 'Hi, Woody, I'm J—is that a sex swing?' Her first sentence to me.
Josh Hutcherson: When I got cast, she called me up for one of those five-minute 'Excited to work with you, blah, blah, blah' things. The conversation started with her saying, 'Think about a catheter going in – ouch!' and then turns into a 45-minute rant about zombies and the apocalypse.
Zoë Kravitz: I'd met her a few times, and she was like, 'You should come over and we'll hang out.' So I go over to her apartment, and she opens the door in a towel. She's like, 'Come in, sorry, you're early, I was about to shower.' And she drops her towel and gets in the shower, and starts shaving her legs, totally naked. She was like, 'Are we here yet? Is this OK?' And I was like, 'I guess we're there!'
A Minor Problem...
Jake: Is PB OK?!
Nurse Poundcake: yes but there were some complications
Nurse Poundcake: yes, I'm afraid there wasn't enough gum to work with, so it appears Princess Bubble Gum is now... younger
Nurse Poundcake: she's thirteen years now.
Ice King: aww dangit. well I'm out of here...
Auri the Beautiful