When I'm typing a post for Tumblr.
xamynguyen: When I’m typing an essay for school
When I first watched Two Girls One Cup.
undeadshaggydoo: My friend told me to watch it and I was like: After watching 20 seconds in I was like: When I saw them shat in the cup and did their thing with it, I was like: When the video was over I was like: But somewhere some sick bastard is like:
you know what's ironic?
idontsleepbecauseof: pooping when you’re hungry. think about it…..
That awkward moment when you realize that:
lizzdabizz: fiercefluter: swallowbitch-peoplearestarving: This sex-god hottie from the movie Angus thongs and perfect snogging: and this cute nerd from Kick-ass is the same person: You guys seriously didn’t know that was him? PEOPLE DIDN’T KNOW THAT?!?! Y’all are dumb. oh shit
Tumblr vs. Facebook: Disney Edition
jassaaa: Someone I don’t know adds me on Facebook: Someone I don’t know follows me on Tumblr: Someone writes on my Facebook wall: Someone writes in my Tumblr ask box: Lose a friend on Facebook: Lose a follower on Tumblr: Error on Facebook: Error on Tumblr:
"Want to hear a joke about my cock? Actually,...
exceedinglypeculiar: Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, nevermind you won’t get it.
bitemylips: you like krabby patties , don’t you squidward .
Pizza Planet Truck
awesomeyellowheart: soothingscathefire: libofdistraction: Toy Story: Toy Story 2: Toy Story 3: Bugs Life: Monsters Inc: Finding Nemo: Cars: Ratatouille: WALL-E: UP:
Fuck Yeah! SSSSSSSSSS: To the makers of Minecraft →
rupturetheskin: You are all a bunch of gratuitous fucking sadists. After spending many hours (DAYS even) on a mine, you think it’s okay for me to die and respawn in a new area with no clue of how to get back to where I was? Serves me right for torrenting your game, you say? Screw you, now…