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cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

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did-you-kno:

The Kansas City, Missouri police department posted to Twitter asking locals to behave so on-duty officers could listen to the KC Royals play their first MLB post-season game in 29 years.  Source

did-you-kno:

The Kansas City, Missouri police department posted to Twitter asking locals to behave so on-duty officers could listen to the KC Royals play their first MLB post-season game in 29 years. Source

onlylolgifs:

Hong Kong protester catching a tear gas grenade and throwing it back

onlylolgifs:

Hong Kong protester catching a tear gas grenade and throwing it back

aph-satan:

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queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

THE UNDERDOG

I can’t find a source. Does anyone have any? I won’t believe it until I get a source.

http://time.com/3429938/pluto-planet-vote/

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moscownoire:

Empire

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moscownoire:

Space

pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

(via syerinn)

College students can now get microsoft office for free

melthemuslim:

Just go here and sign up with your college email. You can install it on up to 5 PCs or Macs and on other mobile devices, including Windows tablets and iPads.

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did-you-kno:

When the very 1st episode of The Simpsons was aired, Walmart stores did not yet exist in the Northeast or the West Coast of the U.S.  Source

did-you-kno:

When the very 1st episode of The Simpsons was aired, Walmart stores did not yet exist in the Northeast or the West Coast of the U.S. Source

So there’s only one channel in this motel,

robbidybobbin:

madeofmetals:

This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.

They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.

Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE STORY ON ALL OF TUMBLR.

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